Corny Goat-Jokes

Okay you sick people asked for them so here they are!


What do you call a goat at sea? Billy Ocean!

What do you call an unemployed goat? Billy Idol

Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat? Because they're always butting in.

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a goat". "How long have you felt like that"? "Since I was a kid".

Who did the goats vote for as president? Billy Clinton

What is a Does favorite t.v. show? The Nanny

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